This Applebees bartender is gonna finally know what alcoholism is tonight

god watching you steal welfare money

i think the harris campaign conceding ground to win over republicans is not only extremely embarrassing but also much more detrimental to her electoral hopes than 3rd party voters are

I know this is not very helpful right now and might be annoying but I do think in the future it would be very helpful to stop asking the Cheneys how they feel about stuff

The biggest lesson of 2024, IMO: Campaigns ads don't matter (studies agree), but the media space does. The right has content mills churning out braindead slop. They're popular. They work. Dems should plough their massive warchests into progressive & liberal media.

Bernie Sanders criticises the Democratic Party following Donald Trump’s win: “It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.”

If only Democrats had some model from our past for how to win popular support and beat back right-wing authoritarianism.

Optometrists:

Holy fucking shit it’s LeBron

hotel receptionist working on something beautiful

I would be so pissed off if this happened to me x.com/corpsaboli/sta…

Is it a requirement for every RV dealership to have the largest American flag ever?

I know I left this awful app and I also know that today sucks for some people. However, I am the best in the world in a children’s video game. I thought everyone should see my Pokémon achievement. Thank you very much

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!