You should hear back in seven days if it’s a rejection but you’ll hear back on the eighth after a screaming bedtime with two toddlers, and you’ll have teeth marks on your arm, and shit news in your inbox, and you’ll have to do it all over again tomorrow.

It’s me!

This is a crazy ride of a story. Awesome.

My third💀from HAD!!!

Hi you should be submitting to me thanks

I have a new story out in House House Magazine. Could you please read my new story? For every person who reads my new story I will do one pushup. Thank you in advance househousemagazine.com/crawl

I’m up over at Citywide Lunch, preaching the gospel according to your mother.

apparently it is something called Best of the Net It is my first time doing this and I am only allowed two so I made the decision to nominate. The two are: "Wise Men" by Macy! "The Dog That Hates Weddings" by Ewen Glass congrats!

I am looking for YOUR stories. I have already accepted one today.

"A poet's translation reveals the strength of matriarchs in a patriarchal tale." Thanks to Tzivia Gover for Genesis 21: 1-21! We so enjoyed reading their #translation and process. 🤍 buff.ly/lNskJoP

Your Mom is speaking to me through road signs.

ISSUE 9, COMING SOON

🚨 🚨 new Claire Hopple! a Claire Hopple POEM!! 🚨 🚨 "If you hold a wishbone in your own two hands and pull it you always win" havehashad.com/hadposts/palm-…

I’ve got a piece up over HAD. Very excited to earn my first 💀

🧡 COVER REVEAL🧡 Issue 9 coming Aug 5!

Catch me in Aôthen Magazine | ISSUE 9 OUT NOW in a couple of days.

My retelling of a Greek myth, “On Con Men, Contests, and Retcons” is in Issue 9 of Aôthen Magazine | ISSUE 9 OUT NOW

I’ve got a new piece up for all you Totoro fans over The Daily Drunk Mag dailydrunkmag.com/2025/08/09/the…

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