Sir Terry Pratchett OBE 28 April 1948 - 12 March 2015

Don't try this at home ⛔️ #superman #sillybuggers

.Southampton FC fans, win a signed Saints shirt from the impressive 2013-14 season, RT before 9pm #ClassicKitComp

WIN this 2012-13 signed Southampton FC kit today, all you have to do is RT by 9pm Saints fans #ClassicKitComp

What? The? Fuck? Was? That? #TDF2016

Making sure to say "bit wet out there" to everyone you see when you come in absolutely drenched

QOTD: @nedboulting regards Sagan, "It's like BREXIT; just a shit decision and nobody knows how to correct it." 👏🏻

Van broken into in Cardiff last night, spare bikes +Bolide TT bike robbed with several sets of 404's. Please share see if they can be found

Here's your first look at David Tennant and michael sheen 💙 in #GoodOmens. Coming soon to BBC Two. 😇😈 bbc.in/2ftTH6m

#StarTrekDiscovery renewed for second season bit.ly/DSCseason2

For tea lovers, this is what true terror looks like. #HappyHalloween

At level 10 the goose is driving the train, stopping to pick up renegade chickens whilst a duck ticket inspector shout ‘TO FRANCE!’ and eats all the Pringles.

Happy New Year of the Justifiably Defensive Lobster! #NewYear #2018 #DiscworldNewYear

Just some feedback... #saintsfc