Man, sales of Chapstick are about to SOAR.

My 6yo slammed his door in my face. I opened it and said “You’re skating on thin ice, buddy!” Just like my Dad did to me. Coincidentally, Dad turns 70 today. I’m sure he’s laughing at home, having finally mastered the ability to force me to act like him.

Hmm

Question: If you were putting together a LinkedIn training for summer interns, what things would you include?

Now, THIS is an interesting thread...

As a native Michigander, I can confirm that this map is accurate in regards to Michigan's feelings about Ohio. Because FOOTBALL.

Just found out I have a blind spot... My team is still remote and I send messages to start conversations without regard for what they might be doing. No "Hey, gotta minute? Want to chat about the Copa?" Just "Hey, Dude?!? Watch the Copa? OMG!" Send help.

Do you ever just sit and appreciate a person's skill? I'm not talking about Jrue and Giannis (though they are amazing in their own right). I'm talking about the person that managed to capture this sequence like this. If I were behind that camera...just...no.

Just had a candidate hang up on me during his phone interview. When I texted him to ask if he hung up on me, he texted back "phone died". Sure, Pal. Happy Wednesday!

I was not ready for Steak-umm to deliver a comprehensive thread on polarization and distrust, but hey, it's 2021. The frozen meat will lead us to victory.

My son is a huge Pokémon fan and told me that I am his final evolution. What more can a Dad ask for?

I love this.

Good morning, Twitter! I hope you have a wonderful day. We are all in this together. Stay safe and sound.

I wonder what they sell at this store…

As a lifelong Detroit Lions fan I’m happy for Matthew Stafford. Way to get the Verlander.

There’s a big difference between an “external posting” and an “eternal posting”. The first is a pretty normal thing. The second sounds like something Adam Karpiak would do a meme about.

Does anyone have any recommendations for a recruiting firm that specializes in Data Science? #recruitment

My 7yo told me that Zaxby’s fries were “low tier”. 🤣 Cracked me up on so many levels.

Some of the songs in the "R&B Mix" playlist that Spotify "made for me" are...interesting. Examples: "What's Luv?" by Fat Joe "Can't Deny It" by Fabolous and the most egregious...."Ruff Ryders Anthem" by DMX. These are not R&B songs...thanks for the Monday chuckle!

I'm seeing so many tweets from people that have been caught up in #Microsoftlayoffs, #googlelayoffs, and #amazonlayoffs. Heartbreaking, man. FWIW, we are still hiring, and our Technology jobs can be remote. bit.ly/3GP6ZWQ