Accurate depiction of me buying tampons for my wife this morning. youtube.com/watch?v=VhGTtW…

I legit thought this was Al Pacino for a second.

I’m sorry, they closed out the second episode of Alien Earth with TOOL effing TOOL’s “Stinkfist”? I didn’t know they were making creative decisions specifically for me but I will TAKE IT. #AlienEarth

If anyone is looking for a beautiful condo in Culver City, my wife is selling her old place! Feel free to share with anyone you know is looking. compass.com/listing/5845-d…

Thanks Zach! So awesome that y’all are still watching and digging the movie.

Just finished - and really enjoyed - Stephen King’s The Long Walk. Now bring on the movie.

My wife and I just played through all of Gears: Reloaded in three days. More games with split-screen co-op, please and thank you.

I just caught myself turning the light on in my office so my 3d printer could "see better." If anyone needs me I'll be at Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital.

Cronos: The New Dawn is stressful. I’m just watching my wife play and it’s got my palms sweating.

New game: every time they make a Peter Pan reference in Alien: Earth, you drink.

I’m a fan of The Boys, but I remember a time when we had new shows to look forward to, not endless spinoffs and prequels. You guys, it was an amazing time.

I want to write a series where the finale sees the hero travel back in time and convince himself not to go on the adventure. Once you watch it, an entirely new version of the series hits in your queue where the hero is just gone, never to be seen or heard from again.

I’m introducing my wife to 24 right now, and while it’s not a show that ages well in all departments, boy do I miss twenty-four episode seasons with only three months off between them. We were spoiled back then.

Redford is, and will always be, a legend.

Still the greatest rock album ever released.

Horror writers both established and aspiring, I beg of you: Please stop making creepy kids talk in sing-song about how they want to play with you. My god, nothing is less scary than that tired line.

I fucking hate politics in 2025 so here’s an adorable timeline cleanser.

I did not have @jamesgunn showing up on Big Brother on my bingo card but I’m so amped that he did.

#TheLongWalk is A+. It’s emotional, it’s harrowing, and it knows when to stick to Stephen King’s book and when to deviate. Highly recommended.

I love movies like John Wick, Love Hurts, Nobody, etc. where a badass comes out of retirement, but I wish one of them would let them be rusty for a beat. Like, if I don't ride a bike for ten years, it's gonna take me a moment to get the feel for it again.