They owe us more than $2000

Not happy seeing these liberals trying to act all casual enjoying the Bernie meme. We remember what you did to him.

My paranoid ass checking I’m still muted :

Phoebe Bridgers was valiantly trying to destroy the SNL stage, ending the program once and for all. She is a comedy hero.

stop taking the high road! how will these mfs know not to mess with you???? heal in hell!!!!

honestly countless women love the sopranos, we’re called gabagirls and our brains are gigantic

taylor swift continues to provide us with more pandemic relief than the government

The best way to stop Trump from coming back would be actually governing and making ordinary people's lives materially better.

therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now me: ok rank us

i am so tired of seeing yall walk lmfaoooo

turbotax: do you have any dependants? me: i am the backbone of several groupchats

never forget we could’ve had a president with assassin reflexes smh

Me: *Crying* My Therapist: And what do you think the Doritos represent?

pub across the road is ahead and I thought they were celebrating a goal, but it's just Grealish coming on

Thank you Taylor Swift for spending 1,903 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0…

August 31st September 1st

Inviting my therapist to my wedding so she can meet everyone in person.