She always looks so startled 🤣😂🤣

Tuck and roll, kids! 🤣 Maybe they need some bubble wrap

The truth would have been nice, rather than years of lies

I didn’t deserve that and you know it.

Said goodbye to a dear friend tonight. “Drink it up, this one’s for you It’s been a lovely cruise” ~ Jimmy Buffett

Mentally saying “Wed-nes-day” when writing the word Wednesday.

My daughter helped write this book with her stepdad. He abandoned her after having affair and leaving the country with the editor. He self published the book without notifying her. No contract, no intent to give her any royalties. Just plain wrong!

The truest ride-or-dies are your kids... They're the ones who saw your whole world fall apart, helped you pick up the pieces, and never even realized they were doing it.

Head and Shoulders should come out with a body wash called Knees and Toes!

Is anybody here a Jimmy Buffett fan? I am a big parrothead, myself.

Maybe I should start using fake accents which change throughout the call 🤣

I gotta ask... Does anyone know the height requirement for the sun visor in a car? It’s definitely not 5’2” 😆

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes! What’s your favorite?

This is what keeps me going each and every day. Me and my girls, minus one. Love my life! ❤️❤️❤️

My (ex) husband destroyed me. I won’t let that happen again.

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” Me: with the fan on

Sounds about right to me!

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows 😆