SUNDAY. 8PM. 420 FRIENDLY. 12TH ANNUAL #EGGNOGFIASCO. I sit on stage, get sullied by 3 LITRES of egg nog and a PINT OF RUM while yelling obscenities at every comedian naive enough to take the stage. Welcome to the worst nightmare of all: REALITY! Tix here: universe.com/.../egg-nog-fi…

Dallas Cowboys have just signed left tackle Omicron Jones. And somehow dude doesn't have Covid?!

Me: How do sports shows fill all the time? SportsShow: We're talking about Lebron for two hours and then the Cowboys for three. Me: Right. SportsShow: Also exploring who was the greatest DH of the 80s? Me: Gotcha SportsShow: And why does everyone hate Belichick? Me: Got it.

Will be letting loose with a couple of comedy Monsters tonight Yuk Yuks Burlington w Hunter Collins 𖤐 🇸🇦🇮🇷🇫🇲⛳️🏴‍☠️ and Jarrett Campbell #BurlingtonFun #comedy

He inspires, he does dick jokes - He's not to be missed in your sleeepy little town - David Hemstad. Comedy Nest

Urban Myer finally fired. He must have been all "Jesus, what'd'I gotta do? I've lost a ton and finger-banged a ton - fire me already." He's moving on to managing a bowling alley in Tuscon. #UrbanMeyerFired

Ep 9 of For The Love of Balls is up! Like/share/subscribe always appreciated. youtube.com/watch?v=gGjUVI…

SNL last night was sad as shit. "Here's five people you've heard of and some stuff you've seen....?" #SNL

Our new channel is up! Please subscribe if you dig sports shit and me talking sports shit. youtube.com/channel/UCF7uU…

Belichick just apologized to the media. In case things didn't seem weird enough. #Patriots #NFLTwitter

Any #LoBaggers in SoCal, on Sunday, Dec 26th, we are meeting up to get drunk and rich at Santa Anita Race Track. First post at 11am. Giant Grade 1's all day. The Great Race Place! My water bottle will be full of Vodka and my pockets will be full of cash. LETSGOOOO Pub Sports Radio ™

Candy Palmater 🍭 Dec 4, 1968 - Dec 25,2021 Candy was a gift to comedy. She was smart, hilarious, fearless, kind, just a total badass. Sending all my love to her family and friends. ❤️ I snapped this on her 1st day on set. She was endlessly cool. I’m gonna miss her so much. ❤️

Picture perfect I would say! @Legacy420store Oatwillyinthecity High Times Fast Willie Tim Steeves Seth Rogen

If this gets 20,000 likes I'm working out today.

So the votes are in! #PanDerek vol XI will happen Friday Jan 21st at 8:30. I know money is tight for some so it is pay what you want. Various package options available at derekseguin.com/panderek/

20 minutes from the start of 6 shows here in Ottawa at Yuk Yuks on Kent! #supesExcite We added a Sunday for all you restaurant and bar people that always miss all the weekend fun! #LoveMyJob #onlyLove #kindnessRules

HIM

Super fun #ComedyTheme tonight on @JFLCanada! At 8pmET we're takin' a trip through #AtlanticCanada w/ an #EastCoast Special! You'll hear maritimers Nathan Macintosh, Shaun Majumder, @HeidiBrander & more! It's all on SiriusXM Canada on ch. 168! 👌Sex ⚕️Health/Image ➡️East Coast

Quite well, indeed!

Me and Tim Steeves when the bookers gave us a car to drive in Fort St. John BC