What did the pirate say when the bartender asked him why he had a steering wheel at his crotch? Arrrrr, it drives me nuts! Thanks all! Goodnight!!!

I was talking to this insane person IRL that claimed to bookmark something. Then actually go back and look at it again. I don’t buy it at all.

I can’t decide if this is genius and or insane. But it is either Pinky or Brain.

You think one of the car wrap companies would do something like this?

The 14-16 minute mark of this video will make you go...hmmmm youtu.be/xuZCxT88cMo?si…

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If you could drive production cost of Indie film down to $500/minute of finished product I wonder how many more films there would be. Same question for $200/minute. I'm talking fully produced ready for an audience production not "just film it fast"

Sure. Say have a good weekend everyone likes it. Say live the next 48 hours like they may be your last and laugh everyone looks at your weird.

Pretty funny stuff!!!

That bull does not understand who he is messing with.

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I can’t unsee this now.

That was kinda mean.

Every neighborhood has this guy. I hate this guy.

A few weeks ago, I revealed a plan to design and build a 23-meter, hyper-efficient ocean mapping vessel. It would have a Kongsberg EM124 sonar, crew of just 1-2, and semi-autonomously map, potentially, over 2 million sq km per year. Hoping other countries or NGOs may buy one too.

Well damn... looks like Free League Publishing is getting more of my money.

Not sure who's gonna win. Or get mad at me.

Two times when she was still alive I made my mother mad enough that she called me a son of a bitch. Did not help when dad laughed.