PSA for anyone getting into raw milk: The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but raw milk is 100% safe if you heat it up to 162°F for just 15 seconds, then cool it to <40°F within 2 hours.

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Thinking about Chinese Van Morrison on Thanksgiving again

A man can only take so much…

29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997. Most of this sequence was animated completely by David Silverman 🇺🇦 as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.

Damn you sexy Bob Weir

New puppy!

I Want Obama to wear the tan suit for the funeral

I’d really like to have a midlife crisis, but who can afford that these days

KEN KESEY DIDN’T GET MK ULTRA’D JUST SO WE COULD BECOME BOOTLICKING MAGA WOOKS

🤝

“You got any weekend plans with the boys?”

Kevin Spacey was just researching his role for House Of Cards and ended up in the Epstein files.

Bitcoin or Tribe Called Quest?

before nelly no one had thought to rhyme “good gracious” with “ass is bodacious”

You can’t roll up a Bitcoin and use it to snort cocaine

The extra verse in The Weight

Sorry to any family that was hoping I’d return to the church, but I have a very strict “not doing whatever the fuck Kid Rock is doing” rule that’s pretty firm.

Someone who believes the Book of Mormon is factual saying this is hilarious to me.

Hey @LDSLawyer, why the limp dick block? Can’t handle a discussion about wether or not you’re defending rapists?