Van Gogh cut off hear ear to impress his lady. To ever think maybe he was just tired of listening to her.

Canada has a population of only 39 million. I think we could take over Canada if we attacked them with the Green Bay Packers.

Ladies stop telling everyone that your man is autistic. We all know who won the last 10 Superbowls. #nfl #SuperBowl

Bringin the Dope City Comedy Tour all across America Spring of 2025.

Dope City Comedy Tour. Coming to OKC, Tulsa, Plano, Austin, Louisville ,Ft Wayne and more

Why are rockets shaped like dicks?

I don't understand a big breakfast. It's like... "Let's have dinner at 8 o'clock in the morning!" Yuck

Real ID will go into effect tomorrow. Flying without one will result in serious side-eye from airport TSA.

Crack is whack

Coast to coast this month with the Dope City Comedy Tour.

My server at Applebee's just told the staff to "MURDER" the mozzarella sticks

We need a Keurig for spaghetti

It's funny when ever the news refers the the President of any other country like, Who the fuck cares! Nobody knows that dude.

Qatar gave Trump a jumbo jet. Now if we can just convince Saudi Arabia to give us a couple pilots...

Dope City Comedy Tour hits the Miami Improv tonight.

I always thought the worst part of a Diddy party would be the music. Boy was I wrong.

I haven't trusted the main stream media since MTV News

An Alligator Alcatraz but for billionaires that don't pay their taxes.

Since the Charlie Kirk thing. Trump has never mentioned the "fact" that he himself was also "shot in the head" like a year ago. Kinda weird. I think it woulda come up.