Trump prepares to deliver his spot on impersonation of Robert De Niro

The unibomber’s manifesto also included the words “if you read this you’re gay lmfao” Historically the first use of lmfao

When Zoran gets elected I hope a bunch of conservatives are gonna march on the city wearing penis hats

Let this be a lesson: you can hang out with Greg Gutfeld trying to appease the right and the president will still try to get you fired

They said Trump would have a chilling effect but this shit doesn’t seem chill at all

At least Adam Carolla isn’t alive to see this.

This speech should’ve had a hastily read disclaimer like a Wegovy ad

At my memorial I better be the only one that gets a firework entrance

Seal Team Six has been deployed to take out autism 🫡🇺🇸

Can’t tonight, gotta cram for the Rapture 🙏

How many Wordle streaks will The Rapture end?

Tylenol might’ve made you autistic, but you make life AUTASTIC!

Lucy says she doesn’t intend to pull football away before Charlie Brown kicks it, her prior actions suggest otherwise

In the 90s if your brother was on the internet and you wanted to call your crush you had to be like

I don’t mind if AI is trained using my memories and my knowledge, but my vibe is sacred

Booked last minute at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Eight minute set, two drink tickets 🍻 if I hang around to help put chairs on tables

Eve Jobs is like Steve Jobs tried to invent his own Wario

I Think You Should Leave ass courtroom sketch

Damn, Gavin, it’s 7:30am in California