Strong rumour (in our house) that Messi is on his way to Whitehawk. Think we’d find a place for him in the squad - but not too sure? 🤔

What’s the score? Football... 4-all Whitehawk FC 4 @StFrancisRanger 4 👏👏👏👏

Eking out the last of the cricket 🏏

The Lobsterbus has arrived. Let the (socially distanced) party begin!

Best effing news story I’ve read for ages! 🦜🤬 Swearing parrots removed from view... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Lockdown 2 with our new shark. Day 1: The cup game

Racked n ready. 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻😋 12 beers of Christmas starts tomorrow, regardless of Twelvetide.

Shark ate my dog

Apparently two days of your life, endless chasing of Virgin Media ❤️ to restore services they admit were halted in error is worth....£2. Is this a reasonable level of compensation?

“Everybody can be great because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.” To all of our magnificent volunteers. Thank you. Magicman - repair it don't replace it. Lee Lidbetter Brewers Decorator Centres #footballforall

I don’t go to Whitehawk demanding or expecting amazing goals like this, but when they come along… 😱👏👏👏

Hard to believe from Whitehawk ‘highlights’ here …but Man of the Match was Three Bridges’ keeper for saves & class in what otherwise, through his team-mates, was like a dirty game from 1970s. This was my view when it went 9 v 8. Never a dull moment at the mighty Hawks! 🦅

😡Phone provider VOXI are taking liberties with new Europe roaming charges, suddenly texted to customers but absent so far in online promises. So data in EU is no longer included in UK deals? They claim other providers will charge daily in EU too? BBC Money Box BBC Watchdog

🦅😍 Super Whitehawk… that man Splatt is back!! First goal of very many in the new era of Whitehawk FC 1-0 v Dulwich Hamlet FC Whitehawk Ultras 🐀 shaunsaunders5 Javaun Splatt

Dear Aldi Stores UK @LidlGB - what’s the secret to opening these peppermills to use up what’s left inside? Or are they just badly designed, and also non-recyclable? Thanks.

An action plan is needed TODAY They are all in the same party, let's call on them to come together for the good of the nation rather than personal point scoring People's livliehoods, mental wellbeing & in some cases very lives depend on this This is a desperate Pls share

Feelin Hawks, Hawks, Hawks! 🦅😁This goal the first of very many for ⁦Whitehawk FC⁩ this new ⁦The Pitching In Isthmian League⁩ South East season. 2-1 v ⁦Sittingbourne FC⁩ . ⁦Whitehawk Ultras 🐀⁩ fun in sun 🔥

Intrigued by the ‘handheld’ term from Greene King …Have I been eating burgers wrongly forever? 👏🍔

“I wanna own a gaff by the sea…” Thanks a million Meryl Streek for pure bloody brilliance in Brighton. And to your final song dancer 🕺🏼 If/when you play Rockaway Beach down here he must be up on stage again!

A message from Bernard: lnk.to/niRHOvaB Photo by Warren Jackson