Chelsea fans couldn't believe they lost this game at the end. Football ain't fair sometimes💔

In 2007, after TheNews exposed the growing striptease culture in Lagos, patronage across clubs surged. Men trooped in, curious to see things for themselves. At Unique Club, formerly known as Titty’s Bar on Allen Avenue, Ikeja, the effect was immediate: the place stayed filled,

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

hating on a woman solely because she's a slut? you nor fit ever see me for that kind setting.

Once you hear the Dbanj melody in Water Spirit, you can’t un-hear it

Spotify, how do you want me to listen to this album without lyrics? You’re supposed to help me translate the spiritual

This “bottom tu top” assignment Omah gimme na wa

The MOTM curse has found a new host. You saw it here first, Arsenal aren’t winning the league.

I just wan dey, make Bnxn just play me his next album, make I just dey shout “ah!”, running around hysterically.

It is this singular take “his dance bag” that makes me slightly, and I use slightly loosely, believe the fast paced direction Omah claimed was bootlegged from him. Songs like: I am, Amen, Julia and Holy Ghost shows this.

Women. What a concept.

With the names, places, things, foods, animals I know, I’ll be a beast on “I call on”

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

When you eat her out for the first time and she tastes just a beautiful as she looks. 😮‍💨

Growing up “the dull one” in a house full of high achievers means your identity gets built on a schema of F9s and failure markers. Now praise creates dissonance and impostor syndrome won’t let it land.

Arsenal lose ke?

The face grab, ughh, filthy

i go press money for girl i like, leave this online talk 😂

This makes total sense. The gymnastics of trying to make a woman like you is mental arduous. Guessing, second guessing, having to think about saying the right things. And sure, you could say it’s not that deep but when a woman likes you, shows genuine interest, boy is a breeze!

“If you are looking for your own version of it.”