Started watching Bridgerton with my mum and we’re two eps in and I’m now remembering what I’ve heard about the sex scenes 😬 rip

Am I now smug that I’ve never seen a single David Dobrik related thing? You bet

I love how Tiffany and I basically complain about Deputy being annoying af from continents away. If that isn’t friendship, I don’t know what is.

I have come to the definitive conclusion that Freddy Carter is the love of my life because he’s the Kaz Brekker straight from my imagination #shadowandbone

Why am I perpetually terrified of being in the wrong gendered toilet even after I’ve made sure a bunch of times

I’m seeing tonnes of “Twitter crop gone” tweets and I can’t tell if this is some big joke I’m missing out on or if classic Australia is way behind 🙃

My dad: “where’s San Diego? South America?”

If you go into cardiac arrest, without a defibrillator, you have a 7% chance of survival. If a defibrillator is on the patient within 3 mins, the chances of survival is over 70%. Every school, university, workplace, recreational place should have one. They should be everywhere.

The lifeguard in me is itching to tell Olympians off for sitting on the lane ropes #Swimming

I don’t know why I suddenly care about hockey but I am stoked!!! First finals in 17 years!!! The Aussie patriotism is at full force!!! #hockey #OlympicGames

i feel a mental breakdown coming in my near future ♥️☺️

My dad had no idea who Antonio Banderas was, until he realised that he was the dad in Spy Kids?????

On my All Time Low bullshit to make the year better as per usual 💃🏽

psa: we are clearly in a surge in the pandemic. we are SHORT STAFFED EVERYWHERE. Everyone is TIRED. If you go out to eat, shop, doctors office, the LAST thing employees need is attitude/rudeness or overall negative behavior from you. We are all human beings. Trying to survive.

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe the general public don’t have the full story and the media you’re consuming is extremely bias? I’m not saying Amber is innocent, just please have one ounce of critical thinking skills 🙃 #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #IStandWithAmberHeard

#dinnerguest is an incredible celebration of diversity that is direly needed on Australian screens. I really hope that this is commissioned, particularly for all the children that will grow up being able to see themselves reflected on mainstream TV #pilotshowcaseAU

I’m here for the inclusivity and the cute kids in the Nicholas Kyrgios vs Novak Djokovic match. Representation is so needed #AO2023

If we don’t get a six of crows spin-off I will riot #SixofCrowsSpinoff #ShadowAndBone

Swifties rn

I’m reading Dramione fanfiction (Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic) while I’ve got the Philosopher’s Stone movie on in the background. I’ve finally discovered the meaning of life.