Happy Father’s Day to my future baby daddy. I hope you’re doing well and going to therapy 💅🏼✨👀

this is the the best idea I have ever had in my life

found my dream car

you know those wild pregnancy announcements where everyone holds the pee stick one by one are so funny to me and when it’s my time I’ll make EVERYONE pose with it too #pregnancyannouncementideas

Why is my tesla randomly pausing all the time???? 😤😤😤😤

is it a sign of mental illness or wellness that I’ve organized the same closet like 6x this year

This pumpkin is $150, out the door.

They buried the lede on this new study. It's not that exercise beats out SSRIs for depression treatment, but that *just* dancing has the largest effect of *any treatment* for depression. That's kind of beautiful.

Fun fact about the debate: It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.

this is going to ruin the tour

god they're both so hot

Live debate reaction:

Cannot fact check this golf exchange

THEYRE ARGUING OVER GOLF I WANNA BE SHOT INTO THE SUN

two presidential candidates arguing about who's a better golfer, finally something that may sway my vote

Quotable moment 😆

Why I expect writing, thinking, and art to get worse following Gen AI, not better

maybe it’s not the memories friendships but the terrible annoying jokes and accidentally interrupting we make along the way #careeradvice

I hate that he's so evil because otherwise, in every way, he is so perfectly this nation's gayest president.

This is a terrorist right here