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BIG DAY: BOTH FED SOC AND CHRISTIAN LEGAL SOCIETY HAVE LUNCH TALKS. HOW WILL WE DECIDE??

LAST MINUTE POTFP/HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS: - FRANKENFURTER’S MONSTER - MR. BRIGHTLINE (EMO SCALIA)

AS FEARLESS DEFENDERS OF FREE EXPRESSION, WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM U.S. NEWS RANKINGS #LIFEOFTHEMIND

HERE'S STANDING: WILL BAUDE GIVE ME $20K

VEGAS DUPE (BRING THE FOUNTAINS BACK COWARDS)

HERE AT UCHICAGO LAW EVERY CLASS EVERY DAY IS FREE SPEECH TRAINING. PROUD OF STANFORD'S ENLIGHTENMENT OF FREE SPEECH AND THE ELEVATION OF THE KALVEN REPORT TO CAMPUS SPEECH CANON.

AS DEFENDERS OF FREE SPEECH, WE WOULD NEVER… UNLESS…

I DEMAND A RECOUNT

SUCCESSION PLANNING: DM THIS ACCOUNT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE PERSONALLY HEARD A PROFESSOR SAY, AND THE WINNING STUDENT WILL TAKE OVER. YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY 12:15PM. BREV AND WINE MESS BOARD MEMBERS NEED NOT APPLY. YOUR EMAILS ARE NOT FUNNY.

WE ARE HONORED TO ACCEPT THIS BREVVY AWARD NAMED AFTER OUR FOUNDING FATHER. WE LOVE OUR DADDY (AND HATE EVERYBODY ELSE).

UCHICAGO: #3 IN THE COUNTRY, #1 IN BRAIN DAMAGE

LOOKING FORWARD TO IMPLEMENTING RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED ON FEDSOC EVENT EMAILS NEXT YEAR

NITWIT: FAMOUSLY RESPECTFUL, THOUGHTFUL, AND MEASURED WORD

LAW REVIEW BUT IT’S JUST ME RANKING THEIR MEMBERS FROM MOST TO LEAST ANNOYING

YOU WOULDN’T LAST AN HOUR IN THE ASYLUM WHERE THEY RAISED ME

DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT NEXT YEAR. YOU HAVE UNTIL WEDNESDAY 5/22 NOON TO DM US EITHER A LAW SCHOOL HAPPENING WE SHOULD'VE TWEETED ABOUT THIS YEAR THAT WE DIDN'T OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF UCHICAGO LAW LORE. WE'LL PICK THE SUCCESSOR THEN. GOOD LUCK.