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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my a—. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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If you wait for everyone to be happy before you become happy... in the grave is the only place you will be. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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Fear is based on expectations. The more expectations you ave, the more fear you have of losing. If you have no expectations, then you have freedom. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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You can fail at what you don’t want... so you might as well take a chance at doing what you love. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, 'It’s still in my pencil'. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis... #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel

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Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. #thoughtoftheday #quoteoftheday #quote #thoughtsofangel