its charcuterie mofos

in laws 50th weeding anniversary

man what a wild day

did you nerds finally solve what the best language is?

do you understand how easy it is to not make moments about yourself?

if I like someone, they can say something like, im need a tissue and my brain will be like, ya you need a tissue because you've been crying you miss me so much. what im trying to say is I have a vivid imagination and am not a crazy person

the minute I change one thing in a design template is the minute I realize I should just build it from scratch

whoa

let's say you're microwaving a pizza pop, do you put it upside down first so it finishes right side up after flipping?

I type a lot of n's in between words because I dont get all the way down to the space bar

is having a private chat with a member of the opposite sex cheating if you're straight? what about with the same sex if you're bi? or is the only factor the content and if you'd let your partner read it?

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mentioned palantir at home today and the fbi showed up

sometimes I envision myself doing something so well that it is received with image fanfare. and the vision is so realistic I lose all the necessary dopamine to actually do it

im at the age where I deeply understand this bit from Louis ck