A court recently rejected the mandatory arbitration clause in Uber's terms and conditions. Uber users who have a legal dispute with the company can now have their case heard in public court, rather than behind closed doors in private arbitration: goo.gl/sjX1Cc

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself. - Henry Ward Beecher

Say What...???? Mr. Green: Object to form. Ms. White: Objection to form. Ms. Scarlet: Who's objecting? Mr. Green: I am. Ms. Scarlet: On what grounds? Mr. Green: I'm a lawyer.

Say what...???!!! Q. Is your mother still living? A. No. Q. When did she pass? A. Years ago. Q. What did she - what was the reason for her passing? A. She died.

Say What...???? Q. You only have one son. How old is your son? A. 35. Q. How long have you known your son? A. Really?

Say What...???? Q. Can you describe her? Like height, weight, hairstyle, anything like that? A. Short, long hair, boobs, and booty. I don't know how else to describe a stripper.

wsiltv.com/story/41192347…

Say What...???? Q. Are you taking any medication that might alter your mental state? A. I wish.

Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell praise court reporters! youtube.com/watch?v=olyUzm…

A court reporter's nightmare!

During a remote deposition a witness asked me if I could assist with his WiFi.  When I asked him what the issue was, he said a construction guy cut his cable wires!

Attorney: What did you do, if anything, to prepare for this deposition? Witness: I took a shower.

CONTEXT MATTERs: Q. Okay, and where did you get the package from? A. We order it from our suppliers? Q. And the package comes with two cotton swabs, and they are both used? A. No. They're brand new.

Joys of Zoom Depos Attorney: If you don't mind, can you adjust your camera? We're staring at your groin. Witness: Sure, excuse me. How long have you been doing that? Attorney: About an hour.

A. You're very kind for an attorney. Q. Thank you very much. It's a low bar. A. I don't know if that should be on the record. Q. That's all right, I'll take it.

Pro Se Litigant: WELL, I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION TO MY OBJECTION!!! Never a dull moment...

Say what??!! Q. Did you talk to anyone on the break? A. I talked to my dog. Q. What did your dog have to say? A. Time to let him out of the cage.

Say what?! Q. And do you know if his wife is deceased? A. Yes, I do. Q. Okay, how do you know that? A. She died.