This is what I mean when I say 👀

your wish is my command. out now!

I knew where this was going IMMEDIATELY she's right 😭😭😭

“MARCUS!!!!” but even louder

we good over hereee🍈

french scooby being called Scoubidou is frying me

u never realize how long a minute is until u exercising

y’all are so obsessed with finding a man .. girl go study, find a better job, find a skin care regimin, tweak your resume, increase your credit, get that degree, pay off your car, build your savings, travel, live a little, but keep your priorities straight ! life is not all about

my coworker got fired so ima eat the snacks she left in the fridge

i love the sudden realization that i don’t have to put up with a single thing i don’t like

Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf.

You don't drive off until you see that person walk into their house.

Your whole life can be thrown off just by associating with someone. So yes. Be damn selective.

Damn Apple, that was my lunch money 😭

I’m so 3008 you so 2000 and LATE

do monkeys know how funny they are😭😭

His first night out of the shelter

when someone tells me they miss me

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit