“A shocking survey of over 1100 illegally sacked Qantas has revealed almost half are still without a permanent job. No one is to blame but qantas for airport chaos” - Nick McIntosh

After many requests, we have agreed to release our costings for the installation of the flag on Sydney Harbour Bridge

I don’t know enough about the rail dispute. I only observe that RMT’s Mick Lynch cleaned up every single media picador who tried their luck today.

Can’t beat a nostalgic classic, just hope it still has all my save files

Yes him going doesn't solve the institutional rot that brought him to this position. And yes, the real solution is changing a system that elevates a person like to the position of ultimate power. But for one moment let's focus on how incredibly funny it is that the cunt failed.

The 4 claps in the Friends theme song represent the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

By age 30 you should have one friend whom you are driving home with on a dark winding cliffside road and swerve to avoid a rock wallaby but veer onto oncoming traffic and the other car veers to avoid you but skids and goes off a cliff and then you have a terrible secret...

Found a Linkedin viral post generator and it's already my favorite part of the week lol viralpostgenerator.com

Just seen a "scab is a slur" post. It was only a matter of time.

You should only be allowed to own one home. Holiday homes should be supplied by the state. For instance everyone in Footscray could share that Airbnb I stayed at in Venus Bay last year with weirdly greasy doorknobs

Wiping away a tear of pride at the thought of the UK having a recording breaking THREE terrible female PMs #girlboss #becauseshecould

Roommate is feeling sad. None of his 148 joke tweets about the queen today crossed three figures

Long live the king 👑

“Who was Prime Minister when Queen Elizabeth died” is going to be a god-tier trivia question in like 20 years.

Was just reminded of how the navy seals that the raid on bin laden all ended up writing their own contradictory novels about how it went down and I'm cracking up at the idea of adapting them all as one movie told in the style of Rashomon

Paul Kelly was ahead of his time in that you have to scroll past a whole lot of text to get to his recipe for gravy

You are 32 years old no one wants to sublet your Newtown sharehouse room for three weeks over summer grow up

Someone stole my thesaurus. I’m feeling sad. Really sad. Sad all over really

Thursday night… who up chewing they cud❓ tag some1 you know is a hectic ruminant just mad for that bolus of semi-degraded fodder