Tens of thousands of fish washing up on the Texas shoreline. Totally normal. There’s no climate emergency or anything. Move along.

Exercise will give you energy they said. So I did and now I’m going to nap at 11:20am. 🤷‍♂️

Barack Obama: 0 felony charges Hillary Clinton: 0 felony charges Joe Biden: 0 felony charges Donald Trump: 78 felony charges

I’m in love

You know you’re a criminal when you’re getting arraigned and the Judge tells you not to commit more crimes.

⁦YouTube⁩ ⁦TeamYouTube⁩ so glad I just gave you $72 so I could tune into football. Wtf?

We’re sitting in a breakfast restaurant having a cup of coffee wondering who in the room is the possible shooter…..because we’re American.

⁦Red Beam Garage C⁩ at T.F. Green. Think you might want to put some lights on in your garage? This feels unsafe. It was even darker than this photo shows since my phone automatically used flash….because it was so dark.

⁦CVS Pharmacy⁩. Are you people insane. 30% higher than other stores.

Retweet if you agree with Tom. ✋🏽

BREAKING: At CPAC, Trump’s spokesman says Donald Trump will eliminate marriage equality. Retweet to ensure all Americans know about Trump’s backward plans.

Typical Republican behavior and fact twisting

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⁦Stop & Shop⁩ really?

Convention bureau reports $10M increase in visitor spending during March and April pbn.com/convention-bur… via PBN

I can’t stop laughing x.com/Tarquin_Helmet…

Thank you jury! Thank you for restoring some semblance of hope.

If only there was a moderate-coded, extremely good communicator who is both good on Fox News and has a backstory that could mobilise liberals, who could be parachuted in at the convention.

Joe Biden lost the country tonight, and will not get it back. If Trump is a threat and democracy is on the line, then Biden must step aside. His duty, oath and legacy require an act of humility and selflessness.

This is effing nuts.