date from growlr sprayed my pepper spray on his neck thinking it was cologne/worst date ever

stared at instagram feed 10 secs waiting for the images to move

bathroom scene at just salad is AMAZING just saying

horrible dream was in woods and found sleeping dragonflies wearing other bugs ornamentally around body parts (ants/wasps) and they woke up

my purses are my only boyfriends

horrible dream i found dusty painting studio i had when 12 & while sifting thru remains, upset giant ant colony that occupied the ruins

inhaled a french fry coff! coff!

these pants show EVERY drip

omg i think i got cruised and noticed it. thank you, paxil.

smoke came out of one of my shoes upon removal ???

found $100 bill on ground. is that enough to take limo to sonic drive-in?

that one date with the "millionaire that knew kathy griffin" who drove 100mph everywhere and said no cop could pull him over

Lady gaga died

margiela fabric shopping bag as floor mop

ate wendys, farted mcdonalds

these cats

if i flunk watercolour my dad says im "dead meat"

how much lil caesars does my kid need to eat to become NBA player

saw guy w/angry bunny backpack take out teeth and put in pocket #UGotHitByTheSexyTrain

i rest easier with the 32gb usb in my wallet half full with every rip of The Simple Life