The only X we acknowledge

One thing about it….my husband it’s going to get the lyrics wrong EVERY time.

Every angle of the Sweet Tea Party is absolute gold…

Has anyone else watched the new season of Ultimatum on Netflix? Loll there's a lot going on..

Please stop telling me to “tap in” when I’m completely tapped tf out

I need to understand why meatballs have such a hold on the African American community as it relates to baby showers….

This me doing the stanky leg

…if you can’t be ugly at home where the hell can you be ugly?!

Oh no is Poundtown a sundown town?

Always teetering between “I’m not going to argue with you” and “you got me fucked up”…

Reduce. Reuse. Go fuck yourself.

when we say some of you would be sad for the slave masters and scared of freed Black people if we plopped yall back in the day, this is what we mean

If there was any hope or inkling of an NSYNC reunion tour….Britney was sure to drown out that flame with this book. *packs away all NSYNC memorabilia* We were closer than ever…and I can live with that.

Him doing the leg bounce while giving the bottle, with a hard layered swoop bayang in a customized Chanel suit, is TRULY a power mom vibe. Like in 11 minutes, his assistant came to grab the baby and whisk him away to a staff meeting on the 8th floor and he might've had to go

Today alllllmost snuck by me… Happy Birthday bitch Your Smoke Detector is Beeping

Saved all your voicemails because I knew this day was coming…

🌱The older I get, the more I understand This:

THEY’RE EATING CATS!!