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ThingsIthinkwhenImstoned

@thinksithinks

Father of one, Master of none. Entrepreneur and part time Dinosaur Hunter. PhD in fuckallogy. Masters in sarcasm.

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calendar_today31-12-2019 03:51:32

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I'm ready to declare a winner Canada. If there's one thing you can trust, it's polls. The next leader of our country, hands down, without a doubt will be...... Kamala Harris. (Dear Libs. If you need to me to explain this sarcasm to you, just leave a message in the comments.)

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Are all liberals retarded, or just the ones running for office? Elon's gesture, didn't even remotely resemble a Nazi salute. I would think that you guys would be familiar with it considering your party welcomes Nazis as guests of honour.

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Our government spent $10 million on a mischief trial for Chris Barber and Tamara Lich. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. That's money that could've gone to Omar Khadr.

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If the Conservatives win the election, especially with a majority, Canada will become a dangerous place. People on the left are not mentally stable. They will resort to violence. Ottawa will be a war zone and the people living there will be begging for a freedom protest.

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Pierre Pollievre is so divisive.... "Those Canadians don't want a better Canada." "Those Canadians are racist." "Those Canadians are homophobic." "Those Canadians are misogynistic." "You don't want those Canadians sitting beside you on a plane or a train." Oh. Wait.....

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Born here. Raised here. Wouldn't have spent more than a couple of months of my life outside the borders, and I don't understand this country either.

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Someone please explain to me why we hold teachers in such high regard, when according to the left, they've literally been wrong on almost every subject for hundreds of years?

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Personally I think CTV should have their license revoked. This kind of hatred in bigotry should not be tolerated in Canada. I demand nothing short of an official apology from the network, and I don't think any of these anchors should be allowed to work in broadcasting again.

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Canada's Nordspace has a 10 minute window left to launch the countries first commercial rocket, but unfortunately they can't get the engine started. They should get some hikers to walk in a circle around the base, and maybe a spark will cause ignition.