this map is hilarious

In 2026, for the first time since 2012, we'll be able to apply for and bid on new top-level domains. Business idea: we get all the obvious domain hack TLDs (.ing, .tion, .ous, .ful, .est) and sell them to people for easy money.

blue chip stock would be a beautiful name for a publicly traded eugenics company

UI elements that shake to get my attention are degrading. Like shaking a box of dog treats at the user.

we need a Jordan Peterson for telling disaffected young men to moisturize

Protesting the vending machine for taking jobs that should go to humans

If Buddha were an Uber driver, I think his rating would be pretty low, like 4.61.

Using words coined by other people is cuck-coded

I love when recipes tell me to use “the freshest ingredients.” Thanks, that never would have occurred to me.

Imagine telling someone from 2015 that nowadays everyone would instantly dismiss the one on the right as “slop” with no artistic merit whatsoever.

Trying something new.

Idea: we suck all the air out of the express checkout area so people who take too long suffocate

Why is this capped at 20+ instead of 99+?

books are the vegetables of content