Hear me out... What if Taylor Swift's "...Some Indie record that's muuch cooler than mine" lyric was about Bon Iver ? #Folklore #shewould #TheMan #Exile #Queen

Dear person on the road today who thought I was flipping them off: I'm sorry. I was just hardcore into rapping along with my music. 🔥🔥🔥

My solution to awkward situations is to out-awkward everyone else. And honey, I am queen. 👑

The two most terrifying things about staying in someone else's house: 1. Not knowing how to run the shower 2. Getting locked in the bathroom

7 years ago I was in Ecuador. 8 years ago I was in Morocco. Obviously, I need to plan an international trip for next July.

Guys. It's 2 months till my birthday! Eeeek!!! 😃👑🎉

Me: "I feel like if you're a fun person, you'll think it's fun. I mean, I'm not even a fun person and I like it."

Mom: My phone has been following me around... Dad: That's because you've got it in your purse.

4 of us sisters watching a TV show and singing along to Here You Come Again. Clearly Patrick's dog is not a Dolly fan #hesgivingusdirtylooks

Anytime an event requires name tags, you can bet I will be actively avoiding whoever is handing out the nametags. #pleasedonttalktome

Confession time: This week I have been mostly been surviving on oatmeal raisin cookies. #unashamed #adulting #theyresogood #quickmeals

Kids, I am fantastic at weddings registries. Your fiancé doesn't want to go register with you? For a small fee, plus ice cream, I will!

When you come across a Amazon review for a flat iron that says it was bought for the reviewer's handlebar mustache and it works great! 🤔😆

Our local theater group is doing auditions for Peter Pan. I'm extremely tempted to audition just because I want to fly. #thankstomarymartin

That "Oh, good. I'm NOT going crazy after all!" feeling.

Making salsa with veggies straight from our garden means that the only thing I'm eating today is chips and salsa. #noshame #gardenfresh

Me at Chick-fil-A, Inc. : Employee: And what would you like to drink with that? Me: Two extra-large Chick Fil A sauces, please. One straw.

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My phone just corrected Eli McCann to "Eligible McCann". 😘😂 New nickname, Eli?

Unashamedly singing along with Owl City playing in Toys R Us. #itsALWAYSagoodtime