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@realpelaipe Tem um lateral direito do Club Sportivo Sergipe, o Carlinhos, que é excelente. Jogador bom e barato!

@realpelaipe Pelaipe, peça para observarem o Carlinhos, lateral direito do Club Sportivo Sergipe. Excelente jogador e barato.