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the disrespect x.com/i/moments/9221…

Couldn’t get a taxi home last neet so I went in kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with delivery driver, im a genius

I don’t have an addiction to buying new bedsheets, but I may have just bought my 4th set in the last 11 months

‘We learn from failure, not from success!’ Dracula by Bram Stoker, born #onthisday in 1847. #WednesdayWisdom

Oi oi!! Selasi Gbormittah 🔥🌲😜🍰 #GBBO Mixtape....soon come!! #Sauce

Wow what a bargain! Going straight in my basket!

I love Celine Dion's 'The Power Of Love'. I love it. I can't help it.

Severely traumatic experience happened to me today... whilst walking to uni completely oblivious to the world whilst looking at my phone I accidentally walked into a squirrel. It screamed. I screamed. We both ran off completely overwhelmed by the experience. #turfwar #ptsd

This isn’t over squirrel! Stop terrorising pedestrians!!!!

How will this series of #PeakyBlinders end? Here’s @ollyofficial with a Sneaky Peak at the shocking final episode… 😱

Too many alcohols

I think this is like 3000 years of listening. I'm impressed and forever grateful.

Christmas morning shower thoughts: what do vegans put out for Father Christmas on Christmas Eve?

RT this avocado or else your 2018 will be cursed

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton