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Darren

@thetruestorey

Toon fan, Dad and short, old bloke.
I get annoyed about EVERYTHING!

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calendar_today25-05-2010 15:19:51

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Everyone creaming over #VAR at #EURo2024    especially the offside system. Yes, the decisions are made much quicker which is great but the offside rule itself is still shite as it is. A pubes width is not how you should be determined as offside.

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If we believed all of the bullshit rumours #NUFC would be lining up like this next season Mamadashvili Tino Tomori Calafiori Hall Willock Miley Joelinton Olise Iheanacho Gordon

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If anyone's planning a #protest in #Newcastle (or anywhere), please do everyone a favour & don't. Everyone who takes part in these pointless exercises of racism is an absolute prick. The actions of 1 person doesn't represent a race or religion. Violence/vandalism is not sorrow!

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It is blatantly apparent now that racism is alive and kicking in the UK right now. People trying to reach a status of self-appointed martyrdom by smashing up public property in #Riots claiming it is a stand against child murderers but it is a vile attack on all those #Muslim

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You just know this build up to the match on #SkySport is gonna be 95% #ManchesterUnited and the last 2 minutes will be about #FulhamFC But at least the #PremierLeague is back I suppose #MUNFUL

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Imagine if St. James' and the pubs were as full of whiney little pricks as Twitter is. The town would be unbearable. #NUFC

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#SkySport commentator when any opposition team have a great chance.... "not a problem for Allison" Same commentator when a Liverpool pass goes anywhere near the 18 yard box... "SAAALLLAAAHHHHH" Fuck off #sky #PremierLeague #LIVBRE #BOUNEW

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Why am I seeing Kelly, Burn, Krafth and Longstaff being absolutely mauled by some people right now? #NUFC #NEWTOT #PremierLeague

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#manutd very #Liverpool, another one of those impossibly hard games to watch because you know that both sides unfortunately can't lose. #MUNLIV #PremierLeague

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Bank - how much do you pay out on loans and credit cards per month? Me - £950 Bank - ok, the loan you have applied for will reduce that to £450 Me - ok, let's apply Bank - we've just checked and the answer is no cos we don't think you can afford it Me - ................ #idiots

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Eddie Howe letting a poor shot go through his fingers. Eddie Howe not squaring it to Isak and taking a shot and Eddie Howe playing a stupid ball across the box. Totally understand why so many people are saying get rid of him. #NUFC #muppets