Actually wild that MySpace would have people publicly rank their friends.

Currently on the J train and there’s a guy smoking a blunt and listening to rap music loud on his JBl speaker. Sir, this is not your living room.

The best people are born in July.

If I don’t ask a guy on a first date what their favorite food is, means I’m not interested in them.

A pet duck is a need not a want.

I have “this grill is not a home” by SpongeBob stuck in my head

I have a good feeling my friends and I are going to be totally unhinged tonight. And I love that for us.

Had to put two maintenance tickets into management today. Happy Monday 🙃

Like this post if you think the week should end today and the weekend start tomorrow.

No one talk to me about my THREE losing fantasy teams 🤡

[cris collinsworth making bread] now here’s a rye

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Football for men (& me) is the equivalent of reality TV for women.

Never met a printer that didn’t give me a hard time.

Guaranteed that every time I wear my Mets cap walking around my neighborhood some middle aged man will make a comment about it & try to strike up a conversation.

Halloween is the best holiday and that is a fact, not an opinion.

Jameson Williams is the T.I. of football.