Okay, Twitter. Let's do this thing.

Did you know a tit is a small bird? Tell her she has great pelicans. THEN GUT THE LOVE SALMON!

Some days I really am my own worst enemy.

Gmail's new look: me gusta. #google

What's this? I need to write a Twitter story? ....huh.

"Choke. You choke it but you know, it comes back when you're sleeping. Cuts you in the dark."

Check this video out -- End of Nations: Canada, the US and the "Security Perimeter" youtube.com/watch?v=d9wBl3… #globalization

Okay, LinkedIn. Show me what you've got.

We believe what we want to believe. It is all we ever do.

O hai, Twitter. Remember me?

Novel phase 1: Research and development. Ready? Go!

O hai, Twitter. Haven't seen you in a while.