Cheers to all the Millennial parents who are out here putting in the work to end generational trauma. We're actually the best generation.

My 5YO daughter is referring to herself exclusively as Giga Chad.

One of the greatest perks of having kids is getting them to scratch your back with their sharp little nails.

Why do little kids come down the hall to the parent’s room in the middle of the night to announce they’re going to puke, then puke on the carpet instead of going to the bathroom to puke in the toilet?

It’s orchid time. All my babies are blooming right now. ❤️

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Ye olde porn shoppe is burning. All of west Edmonton smells of smoke. globalnews.ca/news/9623800/f…

I stayed up finishing this book, which made me sob so hard I can’t sleep.

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

Cursed! Booked a Jasper vacay last spring, got sick, cancelled. Booked a Calgary vacay last summer, kid got hurt, cancelled. Planned our first flight in almost 10 years for May long, and WestJet pilots post strike notice. Fuck WestJet. If this tanks them, they deserve it.

#Ableg 🔥 🧵 Alberta is on fire. Alberta had one of the BEST wildfire programs in the world until 2019. Despite MULTIPLE warnings, the United Conservative Party of Alberta cut TENS of MILLIONS from firefighting programs. We’re now seeing the consequences Let’s review 6 MAJOR UCP wildfire cuts!

My hot take is that Ch*tGPT is free right now because it needs you to feed it your stories, essays, and poems for free, and when it’s done taking all you have, they’ll put it all behind a paywall.

Lizzo. Did. That. That’s a fucking tribute. 💜 x.com/kaiti3bug/stat…

Keep your eyes open for this monster. #yeg #eps

Suncor didn’t decide to cut 1500 jobs today, I’m sure this has been planned for some time. But it would be an interesting comparison to see the reactions to this news had the other party won on Monday.

Stomach flu can eff right off. 8YO got it first 10 days ago. Got so dehydrated he collapsed and ended up in the ER. Then I got it. Thought my 6YO was in the clear, but she started puking tonight. 😂 #thepukening

“I’m scared of commitment 😩” okay so why did you finance a diesel over 96 months?

If you’re a man outraged by sexism, I don’t need you to tweet. I need you to: 💰Tell your female peers your salary so she can better negotiate 🗣️ Suggest a female teammate when you’re asked to speak at an event ⏰ Consider childcare constraints when you schedule meetings

What’s the deal with faux leather pants. Like are we all just walking around with wet legs and ignoring it??