Loving how quiet it is from the “Get Pages off my team” crowd

Why is The Hill platforming Peter Navarro, the guy who can’t find a financial expert to support his published lunacy, so he invented an anagrammatical one, Ron Vara?

If Trump was serious with his idiotic military deployments in metropolitan cities, he’d send a unit to my kids’ school’s drop off line. This shit is ridiculous.

Is it time to start having the “extend Kershaw” conversation? Because if not now, when?

If your name is Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce, you’re allowed to have a strong opinion on their engagement. If your name is neither of those two things, you look silly. Get that clout tho.

New nightmare unlocked

Live look at Chris right now

Oh, Jerry is smoking that GOOD Dallas weed…

Five homer game from Schwarber incoming?

Whenever I want to start a day off with chaos, I just approach a random woman at the gym and tell her she’d be much prettier if she smiled once in a while.

Atta boy, Chris. Earned and deserved.

Adeeko for Trevitt when you’re knocking on the door of a win. That’s why I’m me and Ryan Lowe is Ryan Lowe. #UpTheTics

Cooked former Dodgers are really not working out for the Red Sox this season

Guy who tried to overthrow the government is calling someone else a traitor, in poor grammar no less. Peak MAGA

Nice to see Man City take it on the chin 😎

Anyone who uses the whole clock to make their final round fantasy football pick should be savagely beaten

For decades I’ve mercilessly made fun of people who make sure their workout fit “matches” or is in some way stylish. Like, what’s the point. However, today, my shirt and socks match. I’ve unwittingly become my own joke’s punchline.

Apparently the “keep me logged in” option with my dual factor auth lasts for a total of 42 minutes. Cool

I just had my first Dr. Pepper in like 15 years.