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@thesmilingcynic

Author, tennis fan, Orton-Gillingham teacher of students with dyslexia, music criticism obsessed, challenged auditory processor, joyful cynic.

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Listening to Big Thief’s “Change” while driving with my 9-year-old son, he remarked upon hearing particular lyrics, “Immortality’s a curse, right Daddy?” Um, right.

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“You know what is cool about the Beatles?” my 9-year-old son says, unbidden. “They never do the same thing twice. One song is what-the-hell-is-this and another one is super chill.”

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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Times drops bombshell on Twitter CEO Elon Musk, reveals that a brand new study just found that he is lying about hate speech going down on Twitter since he took over — finding that it has actually DOUBLED since he took over. This puts Twitter at risk

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Bull Durham is the perfect example of a kind of movie that’s simply no longer made, and mainstream cinema is worse for it. Sexy and entertaining, neither intellectual nor stupid, purely for adults.

Bull Durham is the perfect example of a kind of movie that’s simply no longer made, and mainstream cinema is worse for it. Sexy and entertaining, neither intellectual nor stupid, purely for adults.
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My new novel “Shoot the Moon” Has been chosen as a Junior Library Guild Gold Standard Selection! It hits the shelves on April 15. Visit mattbeam.com for more info!

My new novel “Shoot the Moon” Has been chosen as a Junior Library Guild Gold Standard Selection! It hits the shelves on April 15. Visit mattbeam.com for more info!