Arsenal fans:

Quit droning on with yerselves you Muppets.. someone gotta get decent content for Pornhub!

Antoine Semenyo: €72.00m Tijjani Reijnders: €54.90m Rayan Aït-Nouri: €36.80m Rayan Cherki: €36.50m James Trafford: €31.20m Gianluigi Donnarumma: €30.00m Marc Guéhi: €23.00m Sverre Nypan: €15.00m Marcus Bettinelli: €2.40m That's all our summer and January transfers

People love misquoting Rodri don't they?!

My take? Another edition of a shit team playing better than they've ever played and taking all their chances. A weird city curse that will never go away. We've not even done much wrong but need control in midfield.. what did Cherki do to pep?

Reality check: In the grand scheme of things we lost a game to the club with the most champions league trophies of all time on their own patch and have lost one game in 12 games

People arent coming after you about football for skin colour or gender or your political views. It's your takes. don't want criticisms? Have better takes. If your take is 'Pep out' or 'sell haaland' but you claim to support city, might be better to keep your opinion to yourself

Like and repost if you're still a Foden believer.

Is this a real comment? Get the RSPCA involved. Man needs an award! Cats everywhere want Cherkis feet!

Fabrizio Romano BeanymanSports Hh has an X account doesn't he!! I hope he sees me fighting all the pep Outters. At this rate I get a job in the boardroom!

Cherki on the bench while Semenyo in the 10 stands on people's feet with his clumsy giraffe steps. I like Semenyo when in space but we need a David Silva or Foden or Cherki here to unlock this defence. Ait Nouri needs to learn a first time pass too. He takes too many touches

Play the technical players Pep. Cherki must've done something. Him and Doku changed that game as did Reijnders.

Wirtzy Chompy Bottling involves a lead and everyone saying you'll win the league unanimously, then you don't.. I'm here for any other explanations as you begin adult life pal

Im getting this dig in early because it's Sunday morning and I'm awake and grumpy. No team has ever beaten a fully functional pep Guardiola version of Manchester City. We only lose when a rival rises while we're limping around in our state of transition. The club will carry on!

Please don't do highline. Dias and Guehi deep is a different proposition

Fans of clubs who've won two random league titles in 35 years calling us rattled. They'll say me posting this is me showing how rattled I am but I couldn't be less rattled.. saying things like "115" to me now is like reading me the local weather and it saying rain.. bog standard

I boldly told everyone we are winning this title and you know what, I was right.. until pep messed with it. It's almost deliberate at this point and I love the man. We looked like a starving pack of dogs!

I'm convinced this squad has almost enough to be scarily good. Cherki, Doku, O'Reilly, Rodri, Haaland, Khusanov, Dias, Guehi, Ait Nouri, Donnarumma are all of the level but the rest need addressing one way or another Nunez, Foden, Semenyo, Bernado I'm torn on but we need RB/8/RW!

Has anyone considered the possibility that the hate for city might be so deep and engrained that people have created online accounts pretending they're blues to make blues look like absolute Muppets in the hope they catch the eye of pep and the players with their crazy takes?!

This works for the premier league too..