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The Shogun

@theshoguntyo

Japanese, like the great Tom Cruise. Samurai, also like the great Tom Cruise. 5 aircon units and Tory's 9%s

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Very common sour grapes. I remember talking to a bloke at the hub who was shocked that I 1. Am not teaching 2. Own multiple properties and 3. Like Japan after a decade and started accusing me of cheating or gaming the system in some way

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I need to say something important: I just watched Madame Web on Netflix. Her surname is Webb and her mum researched spiders. And Sydney Sweeney is in it for some reason and doesn’t show her cans even though that’s kind of her thing. That’s it. That’s the film. 0/10.

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As a kangaroo white dude in Japan, don't get me wrong - it's bloody hot. Heat island effect, but surviving summer is the same thing as everywhere: walk less, drink more water, use some AC, get topped and swallow.

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Babymetal is fun. Saw them live when I first moved here as an young alcoholic. Proper circlepits and walls of death. Good shit. I commited 15 good years to moshing. My back couldn't handle it now.

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Single white ladies at 40 are certainly something in Japan: - Job and/or life sucks - Complain about it online - Get surprised when they lose their jobs - "It's the toxic culture!" - Chug SSRIs - Throw in complaint about white guys for some reason