Some late night writing:

Happy Christmas to all my NFT holders

I am going to name my daughter Boingo Hotspot 🤠

Nothing wrong with drinking a little chemical

Mr. Tsarnaev….welcome to the bored ape yacht club!

True friends.

Acing the ASVAB at 28 to prove to my father-in-law that I could join SEAL Team Six if I wanted

Air India 🐐🐐🐐

Ok yeah NOW I think this guy is bad

Literally fell to my knees when the guy at the movies said they were out of hot dogs

Funniest thing about JD Vance is that he couldn’t even secure a handle without a number

It's a weird feeling to feel so alone sometimes! 💭

Guy who wants to become a DJ so he can own a MacBook Pro

If you folded a piece of paper 42 times it still wouldn’t be as big as your mom

They should give you like a key to the city if you’re really good at drinking soda

This is my favorite song @spotify

Same brotha!

Walking down the aisle to Rob Paravonian’s Pachelbel Rant

I’ve found a a gem