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Some of y’all have never seen the terminator and it shows

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We pull up Kumon for math class just now. The boy won’t get out of the truck. I open his door he jumps into my seat. Walk around and he jumps into the back seat. Finally he says. I’ll go but you have to give me $10. Deal I said. He says hold on let me write that down. Hands

Hey dad Hey dad Hey dad What else you want out of this life

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Just saw a couple on ride share bikes come to a complete stop at a stop sign. We live in the stupidest timeline.

There is a sucker born every minute If you can’t tell me who said that you are a sucker. It’s one of the most famous lines in history. What some of these people fail to realize is if someone is playing above the rim they know everything you know plus everything they hey know.

Am I an alcoholic How many beers is to many I’ve drank 16 since Memorial Day Lmk

Me when my wife cooks my eggs over medium instead of over easy.

I’m tempted to start smoking cigarettes again after 25 years off Give me you best reason not to

If I was this one I would make it so close and just barely eke out the win. But first I would barely do what I needed to to qualify so the odds would go up. Then I would have my cousin bet the house on me to win.

How many years did it take to find out Tommy Vu was a fraud google.com/gasearch?q=How…

The people who make the money are the ones selling the course. Duh instagram.com/reel/DNdoFidPt…

I don’t want people to go to jail for burning the American 🇺🇸 but I do want them to get beat up with no consequences for the guy that beats them up.

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Would you ever tell your wife that your girlfriend is pregnant. Assume happily married with kids. Give me your best advice Asking for a friend

How do you respond to this text from a stranger?

Cleaning biz bros are the bravest group of people I have ever met. No regard for fair labor laws and they treat there sub contractors as employees in public on Twitter. Everyday i see a post that makes me think these guys are going to get sued into oblivion