They are looking for a way to stoke fear of Black Caribbean immigrants because Kamala Harris is herself of Jamaican descent. Watch for conspiracy theories about her family next.

For my overseas followers: the member for Clacton still hasn’t set up a local office there, and isn’t making any appointments with constituents there. He’s been off on tours of the US, primarily sucking up to Trump and various far right hate groups.

Yeah tell me how this isn’t a cult

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

If MAGA types are insistent that Trump should be offered better protection, they can take comfort in that when he loses the election a number of state courts as well as the federal DOJ will be keen to offer him some very secure accommodation in which to see out his last years.

He’s like “yeah, shit happens”

Says the screeching little racist with the voice of a cartoon chipmunk

Good question

Connor has been punched in the head many times.

I smelled too much blood today and tried to stop many slaughtered body parts from bleeding (which was pointless).. what we are going through is unbelievable

Yet another stupid stock pump meme dream from the lying asshole. He has no idea how radar imaging works or why it wouldn’t be useful as a substitute for eyes -or even how large such a device would be.

“Sensible centrist” Where can I buy powder to put down for these filthy people

For the same reasons that cigarettes don’t have instructions on the box.

I am simply traveling through The Shire, I am not engaged in commerce and this vehicle is not for hire

“Giving people what they actually want” is election rigging now, okay jack, sure

But he said nobody leaves early Did he lie to us Pls no 😱

Cat “eaten by Haitian immigrants” turns out to have just been on the wander, like they do when it pleases them to.

A miserable dick of a Boer Was hated and mocked the world o’er He ruined our Twitter And posted like Hitler He needs to go under a mower

Can’t fault them for trying

Proof that when you tug on a ratchet strap, regardless of circumstances, it's never coming off nor breaking. The words "that's not going anywhere" hold magical and religious significance, as it's the uttered words of an ancient spell, ever holding. Even the bottom of the