Damn RIP Anthony Bourdain

youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2…

NO FUCKING WAY

Does anyone else slam on the imaginary brakes when you’re a passenger in an Uber with a bad driver? Also, what are run on sentences.

Maroon 5 is the most underrated band of all time

Not trying to make fun of anyone but I think it’d be hilarious if guys started posting on each other’s Instagram like girls did

“Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

Every time I get drunk

I definitely have tinnitus but I’m just gonna keep ignoring it until it’s a serious problem

Venmo is like an expense account for things you’ll regret in the morning

Manic at the disco

Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol “Hey! Thats a really nice dress!” Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃 And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol

Still not entirely sure why Jose Bautista follows me but that dude sucks at liking and RTing my tweets

Coat and sweater weather is back. Mixed emotions for sure

Getting flustered and feeling your ears burning <<<

Coming to terms with your age aka contemplating wearing ear plugs at concerts

Ermahgerd