I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny

WAIT JUST A SECOND BUBBA. THE MAC JONES REAL NAME IS THE MCCORKLE JONES?? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS PARENTS? #NFLDraft

Mon the Homer and Barts

Gotta be a sick man to enjoy the demise of this Chiefs dynasty: Me:

Renane the 'Tush Push' to ' To get Ass, you gotta bring ass'

If you don’t understand what a groyper is and don’t understand how discord and 4chan are weaponizing disaffected young men, watch this👇

Live scenes of me celebrating a QJ touchdown at 4:15am.

HT thoughts: Chargers need to go save Bradly Chubb from the Dolphins dumpster fire after Mack injury. QJ is Randy Moss reincarnate. Gregg Roman hates our 1st round running back. What's for breakfast?

sure?

I see you're a Nazi now father.

Hibs and Aberdeen pumped out the cup in the same day 🥰

Happy tenth anniversary to this splendid tweet. #piggate

JORDAN DAVIS REACHED 18.59MPH THE FASTEST SPEED A 300LBER HAS REACHED EVER RECORDED AS A BALL CARRIER

Jesse Minter to this Broncos offense.

Not today old friend

keenan. allen. #forthecelly

Id pay any amount of money to hear Kane try to pronounce the player above him.