Watching Maria Bamford and @MythicalChef do #LastMeal was a goddamn delight. Thank you both.

Look, I understand that Chris Rock got slapped by Jada Pinkett Smith's husband... But there's a literal war happening in #Ukraine.

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

Holy sh**

BREAKING: Chuck Schumer announces that Democrats will force a Senate vote next week to codify abortion rights into federal law — meaning Republicans who vote against it will have to put their radical anti-choice opinion on the record for all to see. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE VOTE!

You need to watch this immediately. —Sen. @GillibrandNY on Roe.

Hey Joe Biden and Kamala Harris you wanna do oh, I dunno, ANYTHING about the shit going on in our country? You don't get to skate by just because your Democrats. You're responsible for this mess as well.

I would stay on long enough to give flack back to customers who deserve it, knowing that I'm a sudden millionaire with no stake in keeping the job. It's true, money changes people.

Shocking precisely no one.

I like Tom Holland, I do... But, Nathan Fillion should have been Nathan Drake in this movie. #Uncharted

Democrats: Woohoo we didn't lose as much we thought we would! If y'all would just come through on your commitments & promises, you could have saved them seats. This country is getting so tired of rallying for empty promises, & it shows. #TheBlueWhisper Joe Biden

As a white person, hearing racist and derogatory verbiage thrown around my workplace would make it feel hostile. Let alone being the target of that verbiage.

Bruh, meeting people in 2023 is now a wild concept. The urge to up front ask if they have voted, or will vote in the future, against my existence is... Unachievable.

That feeling when you wake and bake with a beautiful thicc-thighed woman... 🥹😵‍💫🥴

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