"Most men die at 27; we just bury them at 72." - Mark Twain

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

man we might smoke 16 blunts on a random wednesday, the allure is gone

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

Everytime i stop smoking weed i be like yeah i get why i be smoking

NEXT IS…

KD’s phone talking to him right now like the green goblin mask

nightmare blunt rotation: me at 13, me at 16, me at 18, me rn

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

These hoes will have u sharing kills wit some real bozos that’s why I like picky btches

Caribbean islands need to get along more. We’re literally the same. All our women evil alike.

Define nostalgia Bleach opening theme (Asterisk) - 2004

I need a girlfriend bad they just got my order wrong and i just sat there & ate it😭😭

Takashi Miike has directed visuals for a new unreleased song from The Weeknd. It was showcased at his latest show in Rio.

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

whatever ima die like this