David Beckham is going to be the sort of bloke who genuinely requests that you call him Sir David isn’t he?

Why the fuck are we even still indulging in this conversation one month on? Pep Guardiola’s shite austisic football might have convinced people that Sheffield Utd and Coventry City were the better sides, but there’s an obvious reason we’re Premier League and they’re not. 🫠 #SAFC

the irony is just hilarious at this point

Ew I say spend all of the Jobe money on Carlos Tevez #SAFC

Watching Paddy McGuinness in goal here is genuinely like watching professional goalkeeper Lee Camp in the Championship relegation season 🫣 #SAFC

Just a reminder that the Conservative Party were in power for 14 years and did not hold a national inquiry.

I know this tweet will bite me on the arse when we’re relegated by the end of September with a goal difference of -302, but that’s such a Championship start to a season 😂 #SAFC

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“Ooh, who put them in there?” Pure Brent this. 10/10 stuff.

🕰️ Throwback to when R2D2 was in the away end in a 2-2 draw vs Blackburn Rovers on Boxing Day. That Isidor flick was unbelievable 😮‍💨 #SAFC

The Gaffer's most treasured moments on the touchline ❤️‍🔥

How it started ⏩ How it's going

What I will say is the last one in the FA Cup was a fucking disgrace. The proper one will be back this season and I’m sure both sets of fans will remind anyone who might have forgotten just how special it is. Best in Britain apart from the Old Firm. #SAFC #NUFC

Randy Orton doing the Mayenda post in Saudi Arabia 😂😂 #SAFC are massive Sensible Sunderland WTF Sunderland Podcast

Pulling this off isn't just about money. Every newly promoted club has money. It's about pull and convincing the football world - agents, players etc - that you're a smart move. Sunderland have quietly developed a brilliant reputation within football, and this is the proof #SAFC

When I read ‘19 years ago at the World Cup’, I was expecting to see Mexico ‘86 or summit. I’m still not able to comprehend just how fucking old I am.

why is it always the 50th anniversary of Jaws

Me during the first act of Jurassic World Rebirth

log flume ride but instead of a log it’s richard hillman’s 1996 silver ford galaxy hurtling into a canal