Kate Kennedy (SFW) (@thepgkennedy) 's Twitter Profile
Kate Kennedy (SFW)

@thepgkennedy

Call it an extended academic sabbatical. Writer, comic, perpetual disappointment to my parents. I do more than words as @theogkennedy.

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If it were up to me, this is exactly what I’d look like every single goddamn day of my life. Anyways, thanks for jacking off to me and I understand if this ruins that for you. I hope we can still be friends.

If it were up to me, this is exactly what I’d look like every single goddamn day of my life.

Anyways, thanks for jacking off to me and I understand if this ruins that for you. I hope we can still be friends.
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I feel like we usually post dead celebrity photos only on the day they actually died but every year twitter mourns James Gandolfini for like a week and honestly that is both appropriate and correct.

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Hello, anxiety caused by completing a project and feeling proud of that, but continuing to question the overall volume and quality of my work output, my old friend.

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I have questions about how they film that scene in movies where they throw darts at someone’s picture. Do they hire professional dart players. Is there some sort of dart gun. Questions.

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Look, you have to understand that if I had a “job” it would interfere with “getting stoned on my couch at 4:30 in the afternoon and tweeting my bullshit” and I cannot be expected to just give up such an integral part of my lifestyle.

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My parents really wanted me to grow up into a dental hygienist or kindergarten teacher, but in 1999 they accidently gave me a CD copy of The Dixie Chick’s “Wide Open Spaces” & instead I ended up a foul mouthed socialist slut & I still don’t get why they’re disappointed by that.