Who are we supposed to relate to? The prodigal son? Or his brother? Or the father? @caseyofm

I can think of about five times when I thought “Gilbert Gottfried” is the best comedian…. #ripGilbertGottfried

Let he who remembers every time he advised the president to invoke martial law during an attempted coup d’etat throw the first stone.

I am deeply pro-life, but the overturning of Roe is about women, not the unborn. Abortions will continue because we aren’t creating a culture of life. Women will have less freedom. Sad day.

The point is that abortion shouldn’t occur because it’s immoral and because we were ready to love the new-born; not because we compelled women into giving birth and threatened their doctors.

Rereading a few chapters from @caseyofm’s 📖 on the Beatitudes… so interesting that this one of the most formal, organized teachings of Jesus and not something we focus on consciously as often as, say, the Lord’s Prayer.

The Queen is dead. God save the King!

“Day and night I think about St. Francis and about poverty.”—Thomas Merton

This is embarrassing. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Random idea: wouldn’t it have been awesome if Commander Will Riker took Counselor Troi’s last name?

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The difference between Biden and Trump and is the difference between a steak and a Trump steak.

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary This is so embarrassing.

How do you pray? How do you talk to a friend?

this SNL Weekend Update bit did NOT go as planned lol Ego Nwodim: 'Cause these men ain't what??? Audience: Shit!!! [everyone on stage gasps] Ego: We're gonna get fired for that! Lorne will be mad at y'all!

We have a pope!!!!!