Rudolph better step the eff off otherwise I'm replacing his ass with a damn flashlight. #bitchbetterrecognize

Hey New York you complaining that it's cold .. try my house up in NoPo.

Forget Blitzen and Prancer and Rudolph and Cupid and Donner ... Just give me some Jim Beam and Jack Daniels and I'll be juuuuuust fine

HELL YEAH THEY GOT A BLACK EMOJI SANTA NOW! Don't know 'bout you, but I'm feeling pretty damn good 'bout that. Or maybe it's the booze ...

THANKS FOR MAKING ME AN EMOJI, APPLE IOS 8.3

Wassup bitches

#Christmas is already trending? Yall a bunch of thirsty bitches, aren't you?

For #NationalStressAwarenessDay, let me show you how Santa relieves his stress

For my homies who are planning on proposing this year: let this be a warning

How I felt

.... aaaaaaaaaand turned on pic.x.com/5TStq6UMUj

You: #ChristmasAndChill? Me:

Fucking Jay-Z is on the naughty list for the rest of his life #Lemonade

Yo dawg Xmas was like 5 months ago you ok?

Fuck yeah I'm getting an upgrade with my reindeer this year

Please do not do this next xmas! I am very afraid of frogs that can light up!

Had to turn down this reindeer applicant.

Okay HOW BADASS WOULD THIS BE?!?! Move over Rudolph

Hero? This dude is on the bad list for life

Bitch you and your damn cute baby ain't getting shit for Xmas SMH