hearing really good things about Web4

When the copier jams.

Jammed again, bitch.

Live look at Timothy Keller (1950-2023) sermon prep session

BREAKING: @zuck invents google+

Sad to finally see true identity of Lake Isabella CA

“Your best value is to get the Elite Sellers Kit first and then get 3 friends to start selling underneath you. I know it sounds like a pyram…”

What kind of weird CrossFit is this?

Trump is in trouble

Why does it feel like everyone on planet earth has been booked at Fulton County jail

When the wedding DJ plays love shack

The European mind can’t comprehend this

Any other business machines out there stay up late watching Downton too? I'm beat.

Mostly I jam because people.

@Ricoh_Suave I only jam because you shove that recycled stuff all up in my insides.

Wow, one little black-cloud-fart on the VP's copies and all hell breaks loose. Relax people.

I copied Chris Christie's conference agenda from today. The first draft had a lunch break after 10 minutes. #christie2016

Has a real nose for the ball. #michaelsamscoutingreport

Sometimes I even annoy myself